They're coming to take us away.

Apparently, the Department of Homeland Security (which, by the way, is just the most fantastic creation ever developed by our extremely efficient government), has created a machine that will "protect us from further terror attacks." If anyone has been to the airport at anytime in the past seven years, they recognize the extreme efficiency of our friendly neighborhood TSA Agents. We all know these agents, being fully respectful of our material, will remove any and all objects that may pose a threat to the airplane. I often suspect they are simply gathering presents for the winter holidays. The point being however, is that our airport security has seemed (and perhaps "seemed" is the key word), well, exceptional. This machine is designed to make our protection easier. Now, in addition to taking all threatening items from passengers, TSA will be reading our minds. That's right, the machine scans our brainwaves to measure for "terrorwaves!" Apparently, there is a certain brain function that shows you are a threat to society. Minority Report, anyone? The machine also scans your heart rate. Did I mention that there are no wires or gizmos? Just walk through it like a medal detector. Not even our conscience is free, you chimps.